It comes with a FREE 650D GIANT PENIS M X-DRIVE

Did he then to proceed to pull out an enigma machine to type "Shit, the Americans are trying to out reason us Supreme Chancellor Piëch. Is this even possible. WE NOW NEED TO CHROME ALL ZE CARS TO GET CUSTOMERS!!"

LOLOLLOLOLLOL LOOK AT ALL THESE CONSERVATIVES THAT WOULD RATHER GIVE SOMEONE A BLOWJOB FOR 50$ INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY REALIZING THEIR VOTING BASE IS DYING. #MAJOR PLAYERZ

DEM PORSCHE OPTIONS

Good point. Supreme Chancellor Piëch orrdered the building of the Nardo AND the Veyron

Throw a VW logo on this car for all you care, it's still f*cking amazing. Hell, a VW logo would only make it more ludicrous, and therefore awesome, so joke's on you!

NO FUCKING WAY. PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. YOU ARE NOW OBLIGATED BY JALOPNIK LAW TO REVIEW THIS AMAZING MACHINE AND YOU BETTER BE SERIOUS GODAMN IT.

Don't let a 40 year old Hollywood actor and his friend ride in it.

1 more year... just 12 long painful months until mine arrives...

id hit it

Cheap, cheerful, and mr Okulski owns one

SEAT is for the hellaflush/stance crowd while Skodas are the Czech version of Mazda.

No shit Sherlock

"OOOHHHHHH a LOT of poo shot out then!"

Would you ever drive a MINI COUNTRYMAN JCW ALL4? COULD YOU HANDLE THE EPIC MR. BOB LUTZ?!!!

Bob,

I can 2JZ swap a Taco, I would be shot on sight if I did that to the Canyon Colorado twins