I saw a white one in Countryside Florida, he have lots of wagons, some kid in my school get picked up in the Original AllRoad another gets picked up in the 2.0T B8 A4 Estate(the last year it was sold) AllRoads are cool. Subaru WRX STI hatches are the Definitive "Cool/ill/fresh car" among the high schoolers(especially…

And this is why we won't ever get the other 50% on the Jalop side

Is that English? Also, Jez is terrible. Go back.

Thread Time!!!: What is your current dream team(means all the favorite Pokemon from your favorite games were or are migrated into the latest gen to save them from being forgotten, and you use to beat friends and compete or have bonds with)

NO RAMPARDOS OR AERODACTYL, RESHIRAM, MOLTRES, SHINY RAYQUAZA, OR EMPOLEON? THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD.

So I herd you like 928s, So I got you a Porsche one

Relevant.

I did not know a car could have Down's syndrome.

Rule 79 of Guy Code: Relating to female breast size:
If she ain't got em tell her don't drop em(English: if her boobs aren't proportional to body development and or C cup and over, tell her not to display "pretty much don't wear tanks or Low cut shirts" her chesticles or motorboat them for the sake of protecting your…

Well, and this is now an expression of beauty, in terms of race and class.

They all got goddamn B cups, I'm dissappointed

So you guys hate DriveClub? Well sponsor money ain't gon come out ma asshole. Please give this game a chance here's why:
It looks awesome
You can TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE in your garage
You can make garage standard design(example you could put "Jalopnik Fantasy Garage" on every club car)
THERE ARE PORSCHES IN THIS GAME THAT…

...heyyyy....that looks like a...

Import R33 $kyline...
Instant epic

Or buy a 1971 Javelin X and supercharge it. Orgasmic

Not even Shelby's last breath: the 2013-14 Shelby GT500. That old man drove the beast to 167 MPH and said these words" The was faster than my cobra"

NOPE NOPE NOPE.

How expensive do you want the mods?
Tires:Toyo R88 Proxes
Rims: Buddy Club PF Q1
Suspension: Bosch springs. Or if you're nuts, Öhlins everything
Exhaust: Akrapôvìc X Pipe
Small performance: SuperChips, loved by MINIsters for a decade. Of course K&N hi-flow air filters
Brakes: EBC BLUE STUFF

YOU GOT BLUMPKINNED

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