Does this really count as reparations? This is pretty much a settlement/damages lawsuit.

Not to mention if a revolution did occur, his ass wouldn’t start it.

An episode focused on Allison Williams tossing a guy’s (Adam Driver?) salad.

Is Betty White 100 yet?

Ah Jojo: The show everyone will tell you they hate, but then you walk away and they perform a stand. Or the eat a cherry RERORERORERO.

No. ASSAULT VEST. It becomes a penguin it gets so fat

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE.

Comrade Nolan is Comrade Nolan

Did anyone ever confirm that Johnson said the infamous quote, “I’ll have those n*****s voting Democrat for the next 200 years!”

OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS GENDER???

With the Erie Canal there was an issue regarding the interstate commerce clause with Gibbons v. Ogden which would prove helpful in preventing monopolies.

“The Compromise” by Sergei Dovlatov.

I remember him visitng the President of Mexico and talking with him. But that’s it.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

When I read the title I thought she meant she was going to knit a female condom.

Callaway lets you keep your GM warranty (I think)

WAIT. YENKO STIL EXISTS???!!!

(Crosses fingers and hopes it’s a CBR 1000RR motor)

He could have spoke at a Frat House