This is why I outsource my hotness. There’s another guy out there dealing with all of that getting hit on and managing various relationships and getting offers to star in movies. Too much work.

Another example of church people being good Christians, bless their hateful little shriveled up hearts.

God, I’m going through a breakup right now and the worst part is that he’s just as devastated as I am. Like I wish I could hate him bc it would be so much easier...but two hours ago he texted me that I’m beautiful and amazing and a million guys would kill to be with me....and how do you hate that?

Would it be better to say “And are a secondary sexual characteristic that men find attractive? Being cold and clinical about puberty like its the 1950s doesnt seem like the way of the future.

I had a mastectomy two weeks ago and so am a wee bit more conscious of breasts than I was before. I admit I am both amused flummoxed by this. Girls get boobs to be attractive? Does it say later that boys develop something similar for similar purposes? The mind boggles.

Mueller already has the evidence. The evidence is coming from… INSIDE the White House. Bum bum bum!

“after refusing to violate hospital policy”

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

I understand and appreciate what you’re saying.

I hear you and I don’t disagree. But neither the Economist or Atlantic intersperse their articles with fluff specifically geared toward teen girls. I think teens can enjoy following politics while also getting how-tos on the latest hairstyle trends from the same source.

If they want to say “we’re pregnant” then they must also say “we’re on our periods” once a month.

I always hated when my ex used to say “we are having a baby” to anyone who was pointing my belly whenever I was pregnant.

That’s because the cats are all still hiding in the corner of the attic that is invisible to human eyes. They are all fine, and disdain your concern. They’ll come out when they’re ready.

Cats work for the devil. They headed out of town ages ago, without even looking back.

Spencer Pratt has eyebrows but somehow looks like he doesn’t.

Bargain bin Benedict Cumberbatch ass

Sandra Bullock: “I’m just grateful I can do it. We have to take care of one another.”

I thought this video was about the various beefs and conspiracies she’s been attached to, not just Kanye? There’s references to Katy Perry, her manufactured Squad, her bearding relationships, her “Who me?!” face. And those are the ones I caught in one viewing and I’m not even a fan.

Robert E. Lee’s direct descendant is a librul and I hope it gives white supremacists the raging shits.