I love Shark Noir for some reason. You know, in a stupid way. I admire your creativity!

Don’t ask for logic here.

(Sorry for responding: your comment was not directed at my own!)

It always gives me pause that the people who claim the best of a singular race are always the worst example of it. Take a hard look at this supposed superior being.

I certainly wouldn’t rule Gizmodo out. Or even lifehacker - betcha $5 they’ve got a listicle “5 Easy Ways To Get Rid Of Blood Stains”

Eyebrow game a little too strong but still would climb

Don’t know either of them.

an app that require’s one’s phone to communicate.

We have to put up with four years of this entitled, tone-deaf bullshit. Please god let it only be four years. Please god let it be less.

foot fetishes should be illegal only because they are criminally basic

Should we be arresting people who like feet? That’s not in the Bible anywhere.

That chin fringe aint fooling anyone.

I say we do a human sacrifice just to be safe. I nominate this guy.

Shepherds are such amazing dogs. I actually found Buster because the shelter listed him as a GSD mix. I wasn’t planning to adopt when I did the PetFinder search because my apartment had a 25-lb. weight limit, but 14-lb. Buster was the first entry that popped up. He doesn’t actually have any Shepherd, but he looks…

I also had a soul cat. He passed last March and I still grieve for him.

I got my soul dog when I was 17 and she passed away in February. I still miss her so much that I cry every so often just thinking about her. I’ve had dogs before her and I have another dog now but she was really the most special dog. When she died, I said I didn’t think I’d ever love another dog the way I love her and…

it sounds very woo-woo, i know... but i had a ‘soul cat’ who died in early 2016. (because of course, because it was 2016, because everything was terrible.) last month we found another cat — literally found, as a feral six-month-old kitten — and i swear... i don’t believe in reincarnation, and even if i did, it’s not…

“I’ll never understand the sex appeal of a boozy cigarette-withered middle-aged man with a hairpiece fondly nicknamed a rat, not to knock Frank Sinatra.”

The best thing we did was to cut out my in-laws. My daughter dreaded staying with them because of their shit. The election was the final straw. They haven’t seen their granddaughter in over 8 months. They fucking hate it and are trying everything (except repenting for being racist) to get back in our good graces. Nope.