Ugh, no.

“Cello”

This list is accurate and these unrealizums hilarious.

I love how in every F&F related article you have your respondents who only come to post ‘I have never seen a F&F movie in my life/I saw the first movie and never watched it again’ and bring basically NOTHING useful to the conversation.

“In space, no one can hear you miss a shift.”

On a personal note, I don't think the transcontinental speed record holds any merit. It's a pissing contest between a subset of a subset of a subset of a privileged population, that is incredibly dangerous to the public in most instances. I'm for de-legitimizing the record to such a degree that I helped previous…

One of my friends and coworkers is a diehard Harley guy. Currently drives a Dyna, used to own a Sportster, family is all HD lifers. For months, he kept trying to convince me that the Versys that I wanted was "a chick bike" and "a sport bike" and "Just get a Harley bro!".

Wes, you're one of the few moto-journalists I will read. I disagree at times with you, but I never consider your opinion inferior to mine. I'm an MSF instructor, a motorcyclist for 2/3 of his life and I honestly feel like hanging it up more times than not.

Nope

When I get my motorcycle license (after I finally get around to filing my taxes), I will regale the Internet with "How to Suck at Riding a Motorcycle," the misadventures of a notoriously clumsy newbie. Get excited.

"I can't marry you, I'm already married! My husband's name is, um, Joe Smith! He's a baseball player! For the, errr, Los Angeles...Angels...of Anaheim!"

Well yeah, I don't think he was completely out of position for where the ball was. Adams had the right combination of luck/good and got one through.

He’s the UFC version of Mick Foley. He packs thumbtacks.

I have met Guida many times in person down in Hermosa Beach, he is a lot shorter in person. Great guy, and yes, he always looks like he just got done wrestling warthogs.

I doubt it. This is his driver’s license photo.

costa just pulled his hammy

No one on the internet is going to watch a 15-minute video.

I think this James May person might have a future in media!

“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”