The match has been suspended due to the incident.

I made this for him the other day based on a Blipshift shirt.

Knew this was coming.

All the desserts!

"Whether you complete your Craigslist deal at your local police station or elsewhere"

Two posts criticizing La Canfora, seven minutes apart, from people who have never posted before. Hmmmm.

Does this make Snyder one of those people who...you know, gives something, but then tries to take it back?

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

Oh please expand on cutting weed down with other drugs. I am dying to hear this.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude

What made the game unwatchable was that WVU was totally outclassed and outplayed the entire game. What made it unwatchable was that a college team scored 39 points and got doubled up.

WVU lost by 39 points. The only thing the refs could have done to help WVU would have been to play for them.

There, I fixed it.

It's all cute and adorable until you sign the papers and find out that she actually comes with the house.

Protip: He's German. It's actually pronounced "oo-vay".

You know, M. Night, might have been better if, instead of "our Star Wars," you made the movie, say, like the goddamned animated show?!

Remember, folks. That must have been the best take.