Oh, this is bullshit. I'm a Porsche fan, but this is bullshit. Aston should change the name to "The Aston Martin 911 Fucker".

I’ve yet to see a video which opens up a lets me see a real transmission working, in a car, while everything’s running, as clearly as this Lego approximation. So this Lego approximation is pretty great.

Tavarish'd

Maybe they are there...but you just can't see them

I love when the goal-scorer immediately credits the man who serves up the assist to him by pointing him out or running over to celebrate with him or you know, generally acknowledging "hey man, that was kinda all you."

Evelyn Lozada: He still blends in with purps.

I agree with you that it's awful, but I think there are a lot of other contenders for "most inexplicable and obviously awful corporate idea." Like when Walmart had a food drive to feed their own employees, for example.

You mean Mozart or his exact clone that also happens to have his skills and abilities? Sure, better than not dining with Mozart or killing him on the way to the restaurant.

Sublime.

Indeed they are

What you don't see in the second half of the GIF is the Bahamas trying to force Florida to the west in order to pin it up against Cuba only to speed off after realizing that the Dominican Republic was filming the whole thing.

Who's got money that the ref in question has Joey Crawford on his Christmas card list?

Let's see: Dayton gets an actual home game in the First Four, a virtual home game tonight and Sunday as an 11 seed, and then that bullshit technical.

There are so many ways a Landie can look 'tough'.

Try being a Penn State student or alum.

I already posted this, but I'm posting again. The Parking Lot Movie is a documentary that follows parking lot attendants in Charlottesville (and features an interview with former attendant James McNew, now of Yo La Tengo). Here's the opening dialog from the trailer:

Hey, Clayton...What the fuck did you just fucking say about Billy Haisley you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the…