Evelyn Lozada: He still blends in with purps.

I agree with you that it's awful, but I think there are a lot of other contenders for "most inexplicable and obviously awful corporate idea." Like when Walmart had a food drive to feed their own employees, for example.

You mean Mozart or his exact clone that also happens to have his skills and abilities? Sure, better than not dining with Mozart or killing him on the way to the restaurant.

Sublime.

Indeed they are

What you don't see in the second half of the GIF is the Bahamas trying to force Florida to the west in order to pin it up against Cuba only to speed off after realizing that the Dominican Republic was filming the whole thing.

Who's got money that the ref in question has Joey Crawford on his Christmas card list?

Let's see: Dayton gets an actual home game in the First Four, a virtual home game tonight and Sunday as an 11 seed, and then that bullshit technical.

There are so many ways a Landie can look 'tough'.

Try being a Penn State student or alum.

I already posted this, but I'm posting again. The Parking Lot Movie is a documentary that follows parking lot attendants in Charlottesville (and features an interview with former attendant James McNew, now of Yo La Tengo). Here's the opening dialog from the trailer:

Hey, Clayton...What the fuck did you just fucking say about Billy Haisley you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the…

Nothing that can't be done with mods

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

The New York State Thruway Authority. If there was ever a state agency that has outlived its usefulness, it's that one. I-90 has been paid for for decades, yet the Thruway Authority continues to exist. Granted, they do a stellar job of keeping I-90 clear of snow and ice in the winter, but do we really need people…

Oregon is just Washington without the cool shit.

The majority of road damage comes from heavy load transportation. Charge more per gallon of diesel and let those charges be transferred from shipping companies, to retailers, to the consumer.

All that text, and the video, aren't there to just take up space. They contain important information that would have made you look a lot less foolish had you paid attention to them.

I think i'm gonna try that on my way home from work. Fingers crossed it's just as rewarding in real life!