This should help console Jets fans after loosing out on the Sam Bradford sweepstakes.

Not that we need any other reason to have it in for Real, but rooting for the hilarity of the biggest team in the world collapsing in historic fashion on the biggest stage seems pretty persuasive to me. A lot like this, really.

What else are we going to do? It is what it is. Calling into WIP and bitching like Pat from Upper Darby won't change anything.

"You've learned to accept crushing disappointment."

I think the living in Philly caused that, not Reid.

Seriously, Andy Reid broke you people.

You misspelled personal "tragedy" there.

spoken like a desperate Eagles fan. My roommate is one, too. Keeps acting like he's cool with everything. LOL.

Wade:

A real Volga act.

Why are people always Russian to make puns?

Ural so butthurt over this.

Crimea river

It's a sign of his maturity, five years ago there would've been hell toupee

A Volvo 240 (Jalop sweetheart) rear ends the only TSX wagon in the country (another sweetheart) with what looks like an early 90s Celica looking on, what are the odds?

Surface Pro 3 with 128GB storage and a keyboard is $1130.

New MacBook:

Seems to me if you wanted to avoid spoilers, you shoulda stayed off a SPORTS website. Contributory negligence, brah.

Christ, you cannot spoiler a sports match. FULL STOP.

Fitting that Rooney is getting in there and trying to plug up this hairy situation.

Steve, I thought you died. Can I have your yacht?