But Patrick, I thought Two-Tone Cars Look Terrible?

Jalopnik people, really: you need to read more Oppo. Already posted it yesterday, even tipped you. http://gaborvajda.kinja.com/ladies-and-gen…

Ben Roethlisberger

I don't really care if my Honda Logo is more fun than the $900K Porsche. The comparison was between the McLaren P1 and the Porsche 918 Spyder. Of those two, the 918 looks like I would have more fun in it, and it looks like the reviewer did, too. Therefore, it is my opinion, and merely my opinion, that the 918 won.…

Found these comments on the web from former Caterham F1 employees...

...he simply proved something we all already know, the double standard women deal with on a day-to-day basis.

And I'd rather be hit by a car than be President.

And your line is now +45.5 lol......shit I might just start betting Philly to win. Because when they finally hit, it'll probably mitigate against all the losses I suffer to get there!

If Fire is saving babies locked in cars, what the fuck are Earth and Wind doing?

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

As per the CBA, here's the formula:

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Again, Welker was out performed by someone younger.

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Some ref you were, Samer. There were like, 22 flags on that play.

Fuck off and die. If I had one extra dollar I'd rather hand it to someone who's hungry or cold or sick or something.

Well as long as Ferrari doesn't get involved in this planning. The last thing we need is another German-Japanese-Italian concept project being hatched.

Sure, you can look at all different areas of the image, but Derek Carr prefers to pick out one thing and just stare at it the whole time.