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i am going to end all of my deadspin comments from now on with "We salute Georg"

So a guy who is (at worst) the 15th best PF in a league with ~60 PFs is mediocre. Bruh, do you even percent?

WOW. I sorry but you missed young Croatian sensational Georg Vladinastic. He pulls ball in the hole as a routine in the Spanish Liga. I believe one of the eastern teams own his rites. He has a great lift in the air with his legs and probably will score 20 or 38 points once he makes team in the national basket. I hope…

Hey, even a stopped clock is right two times a day.

I don't disagree with her message about male nipples vs female ones, but coming from her it just seems like

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

I already get those Vibes from Verizon ads.

But sometimes they do have really good music playing the appropriate tunes. Take this for example

I was thinking more like someplace for tiny giraffe races...

It looks weird and stupid to insiders, so I can only imagine.

Measure your crescent wrench from center of the crescent to center of the closed-end in inches, then divide by twelve so you have the length in feet. Now divide the torque spec number by that to find out how many pounds of force you need. Now use a cheap luggage scale to pull the wrench until you see the number of…

Typical Gawker commies listing Superman last. You won't be getting my page clicks anymore.

I absolutely love that the gecko has his hand on his heart

Michael Irvin also found himself in the nosebleeds last night, although his tickets were considerably closer to the field.

Jerry Jones is always weirdly hands-on.

It's not like they couldn't have seen this coming; his nationality is a huge red flag.

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?!