I already get those Vibes from Verizon ads.

But sometimes they do have really good music playing the appropriate tunes. Take this for example

I was thinking more like someplace for tiny giraffe races...

It looks weird and stupid to insiders, so I can only imagine.

Measure your crescent wrench from center of the crescent to center of the closed-end in inches, then divide by twelve so you have the length in feet. Now divide the torque spec number by that to find out how many pounds of force you need. Now use a cheap luggage scale to pull the wrench until you see the number of…

The Nexus phone will be the purest version of what Google intends Android to be, and I prefer it, but it might not be what you prefer, so you might want to look at other manufacturers as well. I prefer the Nexus line because they're updated so quickly; however, the Motorola (non-Nexus) ones seem to get very quick…

Typical Gawker commies listing Superman last. You won't be getting my page clicks anymore.

I absolutely love that the gecko has his hand on his heart

Michael Irvin also found himself in the nosebleeds last night, although his tickets were considerably closer to the field.

Jerry Jones is always weirdly hands-on.

It's not like they couldn't have seen this coming; his nationality is a huge red flag.

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?!

who the heck is Daniel Riccardo?

The pic I posted had the president on the plane. It's Air Force One.

Gonna go *slightly* the opposite way here and even made an account just to say this. No politics, no bullshit; Society needs this special brand of asshole humor to give everyone ~3 seconds of respite from the tragic shit that fills our daily lives. I tend to believe that these jokes, especially in the interwebs…

A team forfeiting a league title after a tragic school shooting, this is what happens in Obama's America.

You also have to own the ferrari of salmon and the ferrari of sardines, then *maybe* they'll invite you to buy the ferrari of tuna

Problem is it is already cooked....heyooo!