It's not like they couldn't have seen this coming; his nationality is a huge red flag.

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?!

who the heck is Daniel Riccardo?

The pic I posted had the president on the plane. It's Air Force One.

Gonna go *slightly* the opposite way here and even made an account just to say this. No politics, no bullshit; Society needs this special brand of asshole humor to give everyone ~3 seconds of respite from the tragic shit that fills our daily lives. I tend to believe that these jokes, especially in the interwebs…

A team forfeiting a league title after a tragic school shooting, this is what happens in Obama's America.

Looks like someone's in the doghouse.

You also have to own the ferrari of salmon and the ferrari of sardines, then *maybe* they'll invite you to buy the ferrari of tuna

Problem is it is already cooked....heyooo!

After watching the video ad that Edmunds took down, all I care about is finding the Ferrari of tuna now.

He traveled.

Miata

The GIF at the top is him passing the GTI in the GT. This GIF is a take from the linked video of Farah driving the GT. The headline tells you the article will explain the merits of the GT over the Ecoboost.

Whoa, I haven't seen a defender that far from his man since...oh, hey, James Harden, what are you doing here? Wow, hey, can I have an autograph? Oh wow, this is awesome! Hey, can I buy you a beer? Yeah, I know a great place right over on the next block, they've got NBA games on all the TVs, we might even be able to…

I think this'd be the perfect backup for him

High point of the video? The window rolling up. I died.

JETS RECEIVING COACH: I know on your old team they may have done things differently, but here on the Jets, we have something called the One Drop Rule.

Barry, a Canadian youth easily scoring a hockey goal is as common as an American youth masturbating in the back seat of a taxicab. It's nothing special.

Weekend at Blarney's