And can we not hashtag the holocaust? Get it together, youngsters.

What is it with Holocaust museum/concentration camp selfies? Why don't people just take pictures anymore? WITHOUT themselves in it?

Just hiding out for a bit laying low before shootaround lol #Amsterdam

Then I guess there is really only one 911...you can get it regular, vert, targa, AWD, more power, even more power, a shit load more power, track version, and several combinations of the above.

Although, he did lose all of that cocaine he had in the trunk.

"See Nick! I told you I used to play a little ball back in high school! Did you see that, I was just like 'BAM! Stiff arm!' "

One thing is for certain here: this sort of ugliness would never happen in Los Angeles. I mean, can you imagine anyone trying to stick up for the LAPD?

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Except... they didn't. You have to being trying really hard to see the intentional provocation here. Even if "H982 FKL" was intentional, even if that plate hadn't been on the car since 1991 (which it had), it's the most obtuse provocation I've ever seen.

Imagine the ratings. There would literally be HUNDREDS of people watching that series.

Good job, Buck. High five!

Toyota has clearly taken the next step in car design. It's only a matter of time until a major manufacturer fully commits to the smudge tool and connects the tail lights and headlights.

I'm beginning to think the conduct of people affiliated with NFL teams isn't held to the same standard as that of average citizens.

What his 'D' Stands For.... as one's 'D' may do in a state of arousal.

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It's time to commission the official Jalopnik Kickstarter page.

For those saying "only 200mph?" if you listen, the bike is never hooked up on the salt run. Even in 6th gear at 200+mph, she's working the throttle trying to find some traction.

Proof that Satan is a woman; she climaxed like 6 times. I barely got past first gear.