Same. My dad is no big fan of Beau's and he is known for having...opinions.

I'm from DE, a state with maybe 25 people in it, so I know Joe personally, and he is just as dope IRL.

"Yeah, GIFs! Yeah, GIFs!"

It wasn't the knockout punch that was so disturbing (yes, I mean it is disturbing, of course it is, but as you say we know that he coldcocked her), because we knew that had happened. It was giving no shits that his fiance was now knocked out that kind of shocked me.

See Olbermann, Keith, 9/8/14

You mean the same league that deliberately lied about the long-term effects of concussions lied about a video?!?!?

Yes. Do this. I am.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

Oh wow, does this mean they're going to sign LeBron now?

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

Silly you, you can't fly drunk! You can fly while using Gulf fuel.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

Clothing manufacturers can sometimes make the coolest shit!

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?

Danny was on a fucking tear today. His innocent smile and extreme humility hides a pretty insane competitor.

Godfuckingdammit! This shit for brains ass team has more articles on Deadspin right now than goddamn fucking first downs. I don't need this shit before I go to work today. Can we just make the LOLRedskins tag and just get it the fuck over with already. I just wanna go back and fucking strangle my seven year old self.

two wheels baaaaa..... Holy fuck this thing is glorious

I'm not going to star this, because that would mean I know conventions of Japanese porn.

Thanks for the videos, but I don't know how you guys got a clean copy without them pixelating the good stuff.