Translation:

At Miatas at Mazda Raceway? Like donuts? We're doing a super early donut run with our pals from Road & Track tomorrow morning to Monterey Donuts. Like 6 AM. Come out and say hi!

If a car is defined by it's buyers then yes, there absolutely is a "chick car". If it is predominantly purchased by women, then we can safely say it is a woman's car.

I really want to agree with you, but I just drove a VW Eos, and now I'm conflicted.

MY SISTER MAKES $3,600 A WEEK WORKING FROM HOME MY OTHER SISTER MAKES $138 A WEEK DANCING AT FOOTBALL GAMES MESSAGE ME FOR DETAILS ON HOW YOU CAN GET STARTED

Something about pistol whipping.

If they can do it, why can't you?

Imagine all the shenanigans you could get into pulling over deadmau5 as he's Ubering.

The amazing thing is that 12,000 fucking people found Waldo to begin with.

Describe how the recall population is different from any similar vehicles not subject to this

The other way of looking at it is that Koenigsegg just had to recall all examples of the Agera model in the US.

In related news, the New York Post will no longer be using the term 'reporting.'

What Ray actually said was:
"Take the stand, or else you take the fall."

Solution: Move to a state where you don't need a front license plate.

Or worse could happen.

Listen, you asshole. Chocolate goes first, vanilla second and then you throw the fucking carton away.

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.