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That's the best throw he's had all night.

Things would have gone differently if the kids had stolen his property for sale on the black market. Officers would have shot the market.

In the present, F1 is run by a boob.

Soon Formula 1 will literally be Formula 1. A baby formula for 1 year-olds.

MCCONAUGHEY F-PACK INVENTORY MANIFEST

Oh. I thought that was the reserve. My mistake.

Coincidental minors. Perry 2:00 for diving; Nantucket Sound 2:00 for holding

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

You would want one of the yachts in the Monaco marina, but you wouldn't ask it to enter into the Grand Prix.

I love how you invoke your 60+ year old mom as the anecdote for the car "oozing sex". Lol.

*Goes for brief drive in Mini Cooper*

Maybe I should hold myself to a higher standard, guy who named himself after Bells Palsy.

I feel like you don't get the joke....

Whoa! Look at that cool plane flying overhead!

The good news is that there's no possible way that Sarafin could be a distraction to the team as long as their coach is Todd Graham.

Ok, lets just get it out of the way.... the news here isn't that Sarafin's gay, it's that someone at ASU is pursuing a Master's Degree.

Knitting is very calming. Until you drop a stitch or discover a mistake three rows down. Then you want to punch a hole in the universe.