I totally prefer the track special version but I’ve got nothing but respect for what you just posted. That’s killer.

I was in DC yesterday. Everyone I was working with was actively planning their long weekend away from the disaster crowing inauguration.

Can I be taken off probation Barry?

South? I’m not here to defends idiot Yelpers from Atlanta, but you do realize Coca Cola is an Atlanta based company right.

*must also be well versed in Twittering.

I don’t think fighting will be legal in the NHL in the not so distant future.

Dude, I’m a Washington fan and even I put Snyder at the absolute top of the list.

I believe you mean “turrible.”

Side note: Tom apparently doesn’t leave home without his snake oil anti concussion juice:

Who hands over the SB MVP trophy? Because word is Gisele has already instructed someone from the house cleaning crew to make room on a shelf in a linen closet for it.

We’re pretending they’re ceramic coated.

This is an underrated comment. I love my mother dearly. She’s a wonderful person. This is a woman who adopted an East Indian infant after visiting particularly poor part of India. She raised my sister and I to believe that all people were equal and even went as far as to constantly reinforce the idea that I was…

Quick history question. Didn’t GM develop the magnetic ride suspension that Ferrari uses? Do all magnetic ride suspensions originate from the GM version?

At this point there’s only three fantastic responses to you. You’re right on the cusp of great kinja my friend.

I’ll come along for this ride.

So I made my first pilgrimage to Vegas two years ago. I’m not what you’d call the gambling type but I did thoroughly enjoy Vegas.

It’s about the journey my friend...

It was brutal. They just kept panning back to the two refs staring at that screen. And seriously, can we get the refs something larger than a smart phone to review plays?

My reaction to people like this: