I’m a little over an hour from Scranton (Lehigh Valley). There’s a bunch of Porsche nuts in these parts. I don’t personally own a Porsche (yet) but there’s nothing better than rolling up next to a Porsche guy in an old muscle car and striking up a conversation about their car. My brother in law owns a restoration shop…

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

+1 circle the wagons

My two labs only sleep on memory foam beds. Luxurious ones. Yeah, that’s right, fancy luxurious Swedish memory foam beds.

I read an article about TB12 sleepwear over at SBNation. The comments were fantastic. The one that stands out the most to me is the guy defending Brady and letting everyone know these PJ’s are for professional athletes not regular lazy slobs.

At a previous job, I found out the chief of engineering owned a Ferrari. He was a weird dude, very socially awkward. I decided to ask him about his car because I thought it was cool. This happened at one of our forced team building functions where we get lunch as a group and are not allowed to talk about work... ugh

Although I agree with your comment 100%, you get a star from me for “Ron Artestic Integrity.”

Wait. How long can the battery in this thing possibly push three monitors and that hardware while gaming? An hour? 30 minutes? What’s the point then of it being a laptop?

A hippie van from Bernville. You don’t say...

This might be my favorite Kinja of 2017.

Not quite.

You seem to be in the know. Where do I fall on the white spectrum? I’m 1/4 Native American and step-jew (Mom converted after remarrying).

Stick around Lanesplitter. This blog can always use a little more love.

Maness is to American Supercamp as MacDonald is to Mystery School

Does Orpik even remember his own name at this point in his career?

but right now it’s a heck of a lot more fun to play for and root for the Canadiens.

I’ll say it. I don’t like this thing but I hope they not only get this thing to market, but that it’s a success.

The remaining $35M is being paid.

Lets discuss the best part about this tow hook. First, unlike most tow hook adopters I see, this person is actually at a track. Second, if there really was a god, this person would slide off the track and require a tow. And before they could stop the track crew, someone would hook up to that awesome tow hook and…

Correction: leading to the easiest layup Mariya Moore’s Briahanna Jackson’s ever had.