At a previous job, I found out the chief of engineering owned a Ferrari. He was a weird dude, very socially awkward. I decided to ask him about his car because I thought it was cool. This happened at one of our forced team building functions where we get lunch as a group and are not allowed to talk about work... ugh

Although I agree with your comment 100%, you get a star from me for “Ron Artestic Integrity.”

A hippie van from Bernville. You don’t say...

This might be my favorite Kinja of 2017.

Not quite.

You seem to be in the know. Where do I fall on the white spectrum? I’m 1/4 Native American and step-jew (Mom converted after remarrying).

Stick around Lanesplitter. This blog can always use a little more love.

Maness is to American Supercamp as MacDonald is to Mystery School

Does Orpik even remember his own name at this point in his career?

but right now it’s a heck of a lot more fun to play for and root for the Canadiens.

I’ll say it. I don’t like this thing but I hope they not only get this thing to market, but that it’s a success.

The remaining $35M is being paid.

Lets discuss the best part about this tow hook. First, unlike most tow hook adopters I see, this person is actually at a track. Second, if there really was a god, this person would slide off the track and require a tow. And before they could stop the track crew, someone would hook up to that awesome tow hook and…

Correction: leading to the easiest layup Mariya Moore’s Briahanna Jackson’s ever had.

Come on Trump, you can’t be serious. It was quite the topic of discussion between Collingsworth and everyone’s favorite compulsive gambler last night.

No

I’m not sure “giant” is correct, but none the less...

I read Ronda’s book. Admittedly I base my opinion of her on what’s reported in the media, her self portrayal through her mma career, and that book. With that being said, I don’t believe there’s any way she takes a tune up fight before going after HER belt. She believes in herself. To a degree the average person…

New body design or same as 16?

I want to buy a 4Runner. I’m aware there is no 17 model coming on the current platform and I don’t like the photos I’ve seen of what the next one is supposed to look like. When should I buy?