I’m clapping.

Are those Inspires? Jesus... Seems like a healthy investment into a piece of equipment that is likely going to get smacked out of the sky by an angry driver stuck in shitty traffic.

This was a thing!!

If you want to help but can’t afford to donate (completely understandable BTW) than share the gofundme link everywhere you can!

I’m so pissed off with this story. I was born and raised in Delaware. I grew up not far from where this story is set in what we affectionately call “slower lower Delaware.” My family are farmers. And everyone I grew up around literally represent the stereotypical definition of community. at least that’s how it was.…

Technicality huh? I’m not sure you understand the point of the penalty.

Wasn’t it a humpback that saved Chuck Noland?

Came here for this. Not leaving disappointed.

I think that’s more of an indication that God hates the Steelers.

Um, because a McLaren won the race?

Not in the face!

Mr. Glickenhaus, while I appreciate that you take the time to read comments here at Jalopnik, you should not feel obligated to respond to comments as dumb as mine. I was trying to be funny, but basically failed.

Concerning the forks: less moving parts equals less failure points.

My color blindness has been getting progressively worse as I age. I always laugh when they get the little test booklet out at my appts.

Doesn’t look like there’s a place for a front license plate either. Of course none of that matters because only plebs are required to have license plates.

Just want to add, Pennzoil Platinum out performs Mobile 1 in my car. At least according to the results from Blackstone on my used oil. The caveat here is that apparently Pennzoil is better at fighting fuel dilution, something my car (2010 MazdaSpeed3) is prone to.

Just want to add, Pennzoil Platinum out performs Mobile 1 in my car. At least according to the results from…

Not exactly the same but you get the joke...

+1 TD priapism!