Word. Before I debadge my vehicle, I love the little exchange between the dealership and myself where I tell them to get their stupid advertisement off the car I just bought. It’s always so awkward, but sooooo satisfying.

“If Teenagers are TP’ing my house and I walk outside HOLDING a baseball bat, I expect them to stop TP’ing my house and go away, problem solved. If, instead, they see I’m holding a baseball bat, so they start smashing my mailbox, kicking my dog, scratching up my car, and start to approach me with intent, I’m going to…

Kinja either broke my browser, or is just being Kinja...

Sad face:

This is the winner.

The Jeep wasn’t hip hop enough for the video.

Being a neutral observer of any hockey game is fun, especially when you choose to follow along in the comment sections of game time threads of both teams involved.

Meh. I don’t call it choking when you’re getting outplayed by a better team.

I was totally going to chime in about how truly amazing this is. I’m a civil engineer working here in the states. I saw your comment and immediately began to shake. I worked a project in Chicago last year, my first experience even visiting the city let along working there. The project was a success, but I have never…

I’m not sure about whirlybirds, but if this doesn’t scare the bro-dozers, nothing will:

It was filled with Duplo.

Ahhh, the art of preloading!

Easy there big fella. I haven’t read the greys, but this whole thread seems like a pretty solid open-discussion about how Kotaku works. Jason engaged with the OP and subsequent posts there after voluntarily. If the questions stepped over the line I’d like to believe Jason would have either ignored, or called them out.

Is “blipped” some word that people much younger than me use?

I like it. And I’m totally stealing it.

Where have I seen this quote recently? It feels very familiar.

Seconded.

Key word is “plausible.” And yes it’s plausible, but maybe (probably?) not accurate.

Bon Jovi approves.

That’s sort of my problem. I have a 6. And the battery life is beginning to become a concern. However, I’m not disappointed. My phone gets abused (sometimes avoidably). For instance, I travel a lot and use my phone for directions in my rental cars. I’m also addicted to streaming music while driving. So (especially in…