Your kids are puffing mad cheeba.

Power clashing. You're all just jealous you can't pull it off.

This reminds me, I don't really blaspheme enough.

It can be argued that a single series of the Le Mans series is a battle, while competing every year is the war. In that sense, the pugs have surrendered.

Another one for the good guys! Nicely done sir.

Same mentality. I'm 6'5" 220 lbs, if I can shoehorn myself in there, my name will be on the title.

6'5". Don't even give a shit, I'm still buying one.

Who thought it would be a good idea to leave a pile of logs on a hairpin? ON BOTH SIDES!

But it's just so damn fun. I don't think I can stop!

My insurance actually classifies it as a wagon :D

That's not a boat... THAT'S a boat.

Who am I to call Mr. Will.i.am a fool? One time I ate 10 tacos just to see if I could do it. But then again that probably had more economic impact than this shit bird's auto endeavor will.

Also putting a factory in his ghetto = improving the economy there. By hiring workers who no doubt live else where.

Such is the life of a parent. And your situation is not unique, there are parents all over the country who do the same. But my situation isn't unique either. 24, job, no dependents. I commute RAIN OR SHINE when it's above 40 degrees on my bike. If I can do it a lot of people can too.

Sure, it's not a one size fit all mode of transportation. However, how often are you driving by yourself? That's where it does apply to you.

Embrace the motorcycle, America. Cheaper to own, maintain, insure. Reduces road congestion. Actually fun to operate.

Will.I.am's logic: suck + suck = not sucky.

Sure. At the same time it's easier for a wagon, which is essentially a car with a D pillar, to have characteristics of a car.

SUVs have become more one-dimensional people mover vehicles, which inherently goes against jalop sensibilities in a way. If the focus of SUVs was all-road capabilities, I think they would be embraced to a degree more than they are now.

Rain makes a really cool noise on your helmet when you're riding.