Says the guy named after a made up dude.

Come on, radioactive talking dogs!

Also 2001 most dead driver.

Ostentatious Bugatti Veyron is like saying piece of shit Yugo.

Wow, she must REALLY have some daddy issues.

The driving is why you're fat article is the single most asinine thing I've read today. If for nothing else than the blatant logical fallacy the article's premise is based. Correlation does not imply causation. I bet if you model population growth in the US and obesity you'll find a dramatic correlation. Does that…

I get it now. Your comments should reflect the nature of the subject matter Gizmodo covers. Joyless, lifeless, cold, dead inside, of no substance whatsoever.

Were you looking at my bum? Were you? Bum lookers! Cheeky monkeys!

Whoa Spinelli, I was definitely in agreement until I saw the bungee cord. That's the kind of McGyver-like ingenuity that demands respect.

That'll buff out.

Dude just had too much faygo red pop.

I'll pop some aspirin and deal with the pain.

What are you, some kind of...cylinderist...?

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I rest my case.

Luckily I have a policy with Old Glory Insurance that covers me against robot attacks.

Wink wink, eh?

He was probably high on spicy bob's. Shit is DELICIOUS.

What was Snyder's reasoning again? The tax incentives cost the state too much money? Is he not aware there won't be any FILMS being made in the state without those incentives?