I've been driving with 1st-3rd-5th gear shifts this tank of gas, and I've gotten the furthest miles on a single tank ever. Not that fun, but it does work.

The Detroit News, still not as good as the Free Press.

Then a tsunami is your dream natural disaster.

When I get caught in the inevitable Great Lakes Flood Tsunami thing, I'll just roll over.

It's cool.

You stole my joke, bro!

I've been working on the Lamborghini Gallardo, aaaallll the live loooong daaaaaay

What the hell, NP. How often do you find a turbo diesel luxo barge anyway.

Black Nissan Altima? I bet it has a lot of pick up.

I imagine the crash went something like this.

Holy mostacholi. I dig it.

This is this guy's theme music.

That's a lot of scratch.

I live just a ways down Woodward from Pontiac. Just my opinion, but I feel less safe there than I do when I'm in Detroit.

HA! Touche salesman.

My political beliefs can be best summarized as: take my money, provide essential services and such, don't be corrupt, and don't bother me.

Who wants a banger in the mouth?

I would throw down $500 in a heartbeat for this. NP.

Fuck yeah, excellent editorial decisions!

I would say go buy a small displacement motorcycle or a scooter, but I guess that's out of the question for all those fat fucks in Mississippi.