I'm heading downtown tonight for some frivolous revelry, you better believe I'm fashioning a robocop helmet now.

I know, I live here.

When Houston gets completely covered in ice, there's an entire article about it. When it happens in Detroit, we get a "be careful."

Things got a little too political for my liking, so let me just say...

This is for all the British car marques that didn't make it out of the struggle

Sheen could have legitimately fried his brain into mush, Bangle just seems like a jagoff.

Drop a because racecar, for the jalops.

If you import a Nissan Skyline, the terrorists win.

How about a Dodge Viper. I can't think of a totally bitching car that is more self destructive.

*Smugly rows gears*

God damn it, Bernie.

Deal breaker.

I could conceivably drive my jeep for another 150k miles, it has 54k on the odo. Unless I get married or die (what's the difference), I won't be buying new wheels, save a project car, for a long time.

But that would make sense!

You can see ray's reflection in the picture of the grille.

Or maybe... I'll pick her up in my 3.0csl (which exists solely in my mind) and she'll be all.. damn you have impeccable taste, I was worried you were going to show up in some computer car thingy that I don't rightly know why exists.

If this is any indication of how my day will go, today is going to suck.

Whoa, they drove a cosmetically damaged but still mechanically sound vehicle? NO WAY.

@Copperhead Spiegel:

There are six ducks, and they all want sun chips.