I asked my pops what he thought.

My first car was a 95 Cadillac Eldorado (i got it in late 2003). It was a bloated fwd piece of crap but that northstar v8 was badass. If the stars aligned I would have put it in a e34, for shits.

If christmas were in spring 2011.

The thought "more cylinders equals more better," which is how most people who make this argument articulate it.

75k for a 996 that looks like a frankenstein 997? I'll pass that crack pipe.

75k for a 996 that looks like a frankenstein 997? I'll pass that crack pipe.

@cubsftw: I doubt profit margins on a c63 are nearly as high as they are on the c300. This is a terrible generalization but it's like they give the car half the engineering, the badge and some leather seats. Maybe a fancy nav. Then sell them to some chach mahoney.

@dal20402: Profound. But think about how many enthusiasts you know, and then think about how many superficial douche bags you know. I'm willing to bet the latter is greater than the former. Manufacturers know this and produce cars accordingly.

I was just thinking how bad ass a turbo 4 wagon would be. Then I thought I'd rather it have a bmw badge.

@tastypotatoes: I think the message is WHY DID YOU TURN!

@Xander Crews: Happened to me this past summer in downtown detroit. I'm walking into cheli's and a girl walking out grabbed a handful of my junk and backside. Makes sense now (s)he probably had a Y chromosome.

Holy smokes. I wish I had the time, resources, mechanical knowledge/skill to do something like this. But until then I will sit at my desk and admire from afar.

I've never been fond of any acura, unless in cake form.

@gman1023: you forgot married sister and married female cousins/aunt's children.

Intelligent Parking Assist System. You can assist in wiping my ass while you're at it.

@TimTim: if you don't have my last name or my mother's maiden name you are just some dude/broad.

@hardwareguy: and maybe we can finally start issuing hand guns to school children.

@Xander Crews: A possible configuration, perhaps.

You got Ferrari all over my snow!