So help me understand the Gawker media hierarchy then:

Sir, may I suggest that if you’d been issued a mustache as spectacular as Roar Strand’s, these mechanical failures might not have occurred?

Well... at least she isn’t one of those I-don’t-understand-how-life-works commercial people?

Always smoke and mirrors with VW.

I found a higher res version

We will make all the hoverboards here. I have many many hoverboard making friends, and their factories will be magnificent. and anyone that falls off our hoverboards, I’ll pay their legal bill. believe me.

#notallGollums

This is so unfair to Gollum who before the ring was a nice normal halfling.

The liability issue is a serious sticking point. Suppose it’s 2030 and a mandatory software patch causes 0.01 percent of all autonomous cars to suddenly veer left when driving above 55 mph. The fault is traced to a single batch of nonconforming chips produced 10 years earlier by a now-defunct supplier. Who bears the…

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Well I know one eBay seller who is going to get negative feedback for not following shipping instructions!

But Tavarish said it was a better value than a new Mercedes C-Class!

Jokes on them, the first thing that the war effort is going to affect is moustache oil. Without that, they can’t survive.

Because abusers can’t stand to see their victims gain any kind of control. He’d rather see her suffer than save face.

All the US troops blown up by Iranian IEDs in Iraq would probably disagree.

I still remember the videos after 9/11 of tens of thousands of Iranians flooding the streets to perform a candlelight vigil in honor of the dead. The Iranian people, who seem surprisingly progressive and educated, are not well represented by their leaders. Reopening Iran to the west can only have a positive effect…

It’s a sign of disrespect. (To walk / tread on a nations flag)

This is a hard one... On the one hand, tv is already such a putrid, pus-filled abyss of stupidity that the last thing we need is one more reality tv show that leaves us feeling empty after we watch it.

She is of the unreal so it would cancel out the reality and we’d be left watching a blank screen.