Sir, may I suggest that if you’d been issued a mustache as spectacular as Roar Strand’s, these mechanical failures might not have occurred?

Well... at least she isn’t one of those I-don’t-understand-how-life-works commercial people?

I found a higher res version

#notallGollums

This is so unfair to Gollum who before the ring was a nice normal halfling.

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Well I know one eBay seller who is going to get negative feedback for not following shipping instructions!

But Tavarish said it was a better value than a new Mercedes C-Class!

Jokes on them, the first thing that the war effort is going to affect is moustache oil. Without that, they can’t survive.

Because abusers can’t stand to see their victims gain any kind of control. He’d rather see her suffer than save face.

All the US troops blown up by Iranian IEDs in Iraq would probably disagree.

I still remember the videos after 9/11 of tens of thousands of Iranians flooding the streets to perform a candlelight vigil in honor of the dead. The Iranian people, who seem surprisingly progressive and educated, are not well represented by their leaders. Reopening Iran to the west can only have a positive effect…

I’d have to bone up on the subject before I debate you, but I don’t think “increasingly belligerent Iran” is accurate. There was international pressure that stepped up when Iran was on the verge of getting “the bomb”, but that’s not 1:1 with Iran being more warlike.

It’s a sign of disrespect. (To walk / tread on a nations flag)

They should put his picture in the dictionary next to fucking badass. Holy crap. I can’t imagine what that’s like to rush into fire like that in close quarters, to save one person, because that’s your job. Whatever they get paid, it’s not nearly enough.

I’m glad I could help out :) If I was still living in NYC I’d be freezing my ass off and working on this car with you. It sucks that you can’t really trust a shop to do a job right, but at least there are hundreds of enthusiasts out there who can point you in the right direction. The BMW community is one of the best…

I know right? And they have what, like, ONE horse now? What a bunch of pussies.

This is a hard one... On the one hand, tv is already such a putrid, pus-filled abyss of stupidity that the last thing we need is one more reality tv show that leaves us feeling empty after we watch it.

She is of the unreal so it would cancel out the reality and we’d be left watching a blank screen.