Plus, one of those 12 wins shouldn’t even have counted: “NFL spokesperson Michael Signora confirmed to NFL Media on Monday that game officials in Sunday’s 22-20 win over the Baltimore Ravens failed to flag the Jaguars for a false start penalty that would have wiped out an eventual game-winning, 53-yard field goal by…

You know what they say - a tie is like sucking your father’s cock. Or something like that.

The injuries obviously haven’t helped, but in some ways the offense this season seems almost as anemic as it was back in 2000. But back then, we had a couple of skill position guys who were Pro Bowl-caliber (Jamal Lewis & Shannon Sharpe) and could be counted on to make plays. The only consistent play maker on this…

Zach Britton’s ERA+ was 823 this year. Mariano Rivera - who holds the career record for ERA+ - never had a season above 316. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to have (another) good cry.

There is only one ODB.

Harry Colon for the win.

This guy.

Dilfer threw for 590 yards in FOUR playoff games for the Ravens, 96 of which came on one play. He didn’t “win” anything. At best, he earned a participant ribbon.

They paid $20 million and couldn’t get a confidentiality provision? Carlson must have really had them dead to rights. Good for her.

I’ve fallen a little in love with Ms. Feinberg these past two days.

Or when you’ve got more Louie than Philip Rizzuto.

Les Wiz taking Kwame Brown in 2001 over Pau Gasol and Tyson Chandler.

Mussina isn’t in, but should be. Which I guess was your point.

“I heard it crack. I knew exactly what it was when it happened. It didn’t feel good.” - Pablo Sandoval’s belt

E.U. approves:

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There’s a Pat “The Bat” Burrell joke in there somewhere.

It didn’t hurt that Richardson was unconscious. Some of those shots had a really high degree of difficulty.

THIS. We didn’t have problems breaking the press; rather, we kept making mistakes when we had numbers. (I paid seven years of tuition and I’ve been a lifelong fan, so I’m using “we.” Deal with it.)

Wait...you mean we LOST?!