I can’t wait to see what the smirking dipshit does with $30 million in cap space: Pay JPP a contract at $10 million per finger? Sign Revis Island? I’m sure there’s some guy who was a superstar in 2012 that I’m forgetting.

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

You are going to love the seats the first time you go to a movie theater!

Where is he buried? I have to take a piss.

The real question is why is the pawn star guy umping baseball now???

What else were they expecting from Pirates?

I believe in thinking positive. So, at least the fucked up right eye takes our attention away from the crazy “Wear your skin as a sweater” left one. Positives people, positives

If only Slater had one of Zack’s patented “Time Outs”.

We had a Christmas party at a local event center. Our owners like to pretend we are a big fortune 500 company and show off every year. Well before the open bar was banned we would all take advantage of the Hennessy Vo or anything else fancy we could. This certain year we were playing a drinking game where we had to…