When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

The Scott Walker saga is sort of fascinating.

I am realizing I’m probably someone else’s abjectly terrible restaurant employee story.

Yeah, I think the easier answer is, “I’d rather spend all my time around people who understand I really don’t give a crap about their religion.” rather than suggesting any one choice is better/worse about it than another. Judgey people who won’t shut up suck, regardless of affiliation.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

... why is Justin Bieber in Litchfield, again?

(Sorry, Hillary. I know you made the joke already but I just can't unsee it.)

When I was three you could only take 36 selfies. Then you had to change the roll.