I enjoyed reading the story. I thought it was something like what I would write if I applied myself. And within 24 hours it was confirmed that applying myself would ultimately bring me a world of hurt. We will never have nice things.

Hahahahahahaha... I wish I could post this on my social media, but that would be a tactical error.

The code we both missed is PANTRYAPR. Needs to be entered to make shipping free.

The code we both missed is PANTRYAPR. Needs to be entered to make shipping free.

Prime Pantry shipping is actually $5.99, unless I’m missing a coupon.

Prime Pantry shipping is actually $5.99, unless I’m missing a coupon.

I’m not happy with my result. I’m not sure what result I would have been happy with.

Man, if I knew that's all it took to get internet famous I wouldn't have erased my son's 6,700 selfies.

Meh. The original had a more legitimate beef, y'ask me. I'm a work at home mom and I'm grateful as hell for my situation. The original lady is also more likely to find a new job than this first-world-problem is to find a new family. A more realistic video would be one where she shows her family how to pick up some…