trust me, if it ever happens the headline would lead with the words “holy shit”

You know what, how about a friend?

Nah... he should keep it, grow it out, then comb the bit on top forward to hide the receding hairline.

You have an eighthead from the front too. I feel like when your hairline has retrenched from far-above-the-brow-but-arguably-still-on-the-forehead to around-the-arc-and-now-indubitably-on-the-top-of-your-dome it’s time to buzz the lot. That’s what I did. Never looked back. 

I liked the original trilogy when I was a young child because they were fun space westerns.

Yup. I’ve been banging this drum for a while now: we really need to develop and articulate the concept of a fan divorce. Sometimes, as the years go by and you and a franchise ages, you realize that you’re no longer working out for each other. Maybe it’s that you grew up. Maybe it’s that the franchise has changed its…

No, KFCs wedges are not JoJos. KFC uses a deep fryer to make their wedges; a true jojo must be dipped in flour and spices and then they are cooked in a pressure cooker.
- I have been eating JoJos since the sixties and they are definitely an PNW thing. My present favorites are made in a little Jackpot store in Port…

If you have to ask...

Please update us if this ever gets subtitles.

“And they’ve bought her 80 new suits” -The ball is curving back into play!

Server: “So, can I get you anything else?”
Dad: “No, thank you. Absolutely nothing else.”
Server: “OK then, here’s the check. I can take it whenever you’re ready.”
Dad: “Oh, no. I said we don’t need anything else, including the check.”
Server: “No, you said ‘no thank you’ to ‘can I get you anything else,’ a courtesy…

OT and just musing. I understand when women object to being called a “female” as a noun. As if, that’s the basis of what you are. I can see why that’s objectionable. As a noun, I get it.

It’s just going to Imboden them to write more.

This is my 7 year old nephews favorite song. For some reason he is stuck in the 1990's. Sometimes I wonder if he died in the 90's then got reincarnated.

That isn’t passive aggressive, that’s just aggressive aggressive.

Well, I loved The VVitch, and Hereditary, and Midsommar. It’s me. I’m the reason they keep making these movies you hate.

Possibly even Shaggy-level ability.

This games soundtrack is fire

I’ve turned this commentary into an mp3, and I’ll fall asleep listening to it every night for the rest of my life. 

Potato wedges are generally smaller than a jojo and have a different, lighter breading (in my experience). Jojos are longer and are typically breaded in the same mix as fried chicken.