Because this is both way more work and completely changes the texture of the dumpling dough.  

Indeed. That one very minor issue that I didn’t notice has completely and utterly ruined the entirety of Jalopnik. We should probably just burn down the servers to be safe.

I wanna see you puke.

Sure would be stupid to take million of dollars of good phones that only need different batteries put in them to make them perfectly fine for consumer use and actually sell them to people who want them. Yup, it’s such an outrageous thing to do...selling good working phones to people that is. But no, let’s overreact…