Tell me more about The Bag. Seems like my type of guy.

Most enjoyable. Well-acted and directed. And Lucky the dog is an amazing animal actor. Highly recommended.

I liked it a lot. Not sure why it's flown so far under the radar that I've only now gotten to see it.

Since last we met, I've been, shall we say, a little busy. Here's what I watched in the last two weeks of 2016:

2 Slender 2 Man

Have they announced when they're going to start casting? I'm asking for a friend.

Burning CDs give you so much more.

You raise an excellent point. How does one fuck the Slenderman?

"Go back to campus"? Hold old do you think I am?

Okay, you've sold me.

Does that happen in this film? Because that might be worth the price of admission in itself.

I went to Medieval Times with the rest of my class when we were on my senior trip in high school. This was about five years before The Cable Guy came out. The movie may have raised its profile, but it's always been entertaining.

Maybe this is just me, but right at this moment it's hard to imagine it being fun to watch the KKK do anything.

Jesus. Like daughter, like mother, I guess.

That's been a holiday staple for me for years. I especially love their cover of "Marshmallow World."

"And now you tell me that you're having my baby. I'll tell you that I'm happy if you want me to."

Katie glosses over Michael's Wham! years, but I'd like to highlight my favorite song from MAKE IT BIG: "Everything She Wants," which has an amazing video and tells a heartrending story about a young man who feels trapped in a marriage to a woman he may not even love. A lot of it flew over my head when I was 11, but a…

I would give to the world The Ventures' Christmas Album, which lives up to the hype of being called "the greatest instrumental rock 'n' roll Xmas album ever made." Best of all, the expanded edition put out this year features both the mono and stereo versions on CD for the first time. Seek it out. Give it a listen.…

But the point is that it's an indecent movie. And it's fun as hell.

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