Maybe not, but he does the voice for the cat that gets hit with the stray dart.

Too late!

SEDAGIVE?

Meanwhile, Willy Wonka and Blazing Saddles are being held over for another week — at least they are in my town. I expect elsewhere as well, though.

How do werewolves reproduce then?

Hard pass.

How soon we forget the original Pick-up Artist…

Demolition Man, too.

Oof and double oof.

When was the last time he fooled you? If you need to, show me on the ticket stub where he hurt you.

THE PARACHUTE IS OUT THERE

Sounds like more of a High Planes Drifter to me.

Memo to myself:

Ah, yes. Homecoming, written by Sam Hamm. I think I'll watch that on election night. It'll be less agonizing than the election night coverage.

She was there to plug her fucking book.

I watched part of this this morning. The deer-in-headlights look Ann Coulter adopted every time they cut to her after Pete Davidson insulted her was positively delicious. Accordingly, I have decided to parcel this Roast out so I can savor every moment of her agony.

I grew up in South Jersey, so instead of ITT, our daytime television was filled with commercials for Pennco Tech, which used "Eye of the Tiger" as its theme music.
Long after I'm unable to remember my name or any of my loved ones, I will still know that "Pennco Tech trains technicians."

Kubo and the Two Strings is magical enough on its own.

I work the box office at a movie theater in a college town, so for the past few weeks (since the release of Bad Moms, Sausage Party, War Dogs, and now Don't Breathe) I've been constantly having to ask to see people's licenses. College students are some of the most entitled shits around.

Dear lord. How many TV shows does Ryan Murphy need?