Well, "Stanley Tucci totally fine with not doing the nonexistent Devil Wears Prada sequel, is contractually obligated to appear in Transformers 5" doesn't have the same kind of ring.

Together, you and I will rule the world together.

Lost Skeleton is fabulous. I also enjoy Larry Blamire's "old dark house" spoof Dark and Stormy Night.

One year at Boy Scout summer camp, I saw a campfire skit about a couple eating at a restaurant and the husband pointing out that he has a dirty fork, which leads the staff to overreact in various ways. Later on, I watched the episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus with the "Restaurant Sketch" and wondered how they…

The first time I saw The Treasure of Sierra Madre, I suddenly got the running gag in the Looney Tunes short "8 Ball Bunny" where Humphrey Bogart keeps popping up and asking Bugs for a dollar.

Crazy movie.

Like many people 'round these parts, I spent the latter half of the week watching Gene Wilder movies, starting with Blazing Saddles (which I got from the library before I found out it was getting re-released in theaters, otherwise I would have waited). That was quite cathartic, so I followed it up with Wilder's…

Who cares whether rubber suits are convincing or not?

And Chronic Town is a perfect EP.

I couldn't care less who Banksy is. I just like the cut of his jib.

Zaphod Beeblebrox is just this guy, you know.

It's mostly pictures.

I wouldn't mind these social media stars if they didn't also get book deals. When this goon's arrived at my library, I wanted to burn it on sight.

Good day, sir!

I've seen that in repertory. It works like gangbusters with the right audience, by which I mean any audience.

Yep, they've got a whole channel dedicated to it.

Have you been listening to Yacht Rock on Sirius XM, Alien Jesus? I swear, Michael McDonald is the glue that binds it all together.

We ain't found shit!

That's right, Frank Stallone.

I once attended a wedding where the "cake" was an aesthetically pleasing stack of Krispy Kreme donuts.
That was a good wedding.