You are not wrong, Scrawler.

Only to Hooper X's scenes, though.

See my response to Meth Lab Shenanigans below.

Indeed.

Once upon a time, I co-wrote a MSTing based on KARR's first episode, "Trust Doesn't Rust," the script for which I found online. My writing partner and I also set to work on the followup, "KITT vs. KARR," but quickly ran out of steam.

Well, except for the Emperor's guards in their red robes. To this day, I'm disappointed that all they did was stand around until leaving the room when he dismissed them.

Mmm, cake.

He was the prototype!

I don't think this is racist. It's just dumb.

The fact that you call it rocket surgery tells me I don't want you anywhere near my rectum.

Wouldn't that make him Sleepio? You know, on account of all the siestas he takes? I'll see myself out.

I'm having Chasing Amy flashbacks.

All too easy.

It's twue! It's twue!

Man, this is… Are there really no second-guessers on the payroll at Lucasfilm?

Just think how much more enjoyable the first season of Stranger Things would have been if you had known everything about it ahead of time.

Remember when Duran Duran squandered any and all goodwill from their '90s comeback record by making a cover album that included "9-1-1 Is a Joke"?

It’s not enough to rescue the go-nowhere subplots, or make the stylistic flourishes (like a psychedelic children’s restaurant staffed by creepy furries) feel any less shoehorned into the proceedings.

There's a thin line between stupid and clever.

You're WHAT?