“Back when we reviewed the 6-speed manual 2016 340i, we said the manual was the best part.”

Wikipedia is your friend:

I’m so old that “classic” rock is just rock.

I did buy my car outright. Even cash has to come from somewhere.

How Has Your Taste in Vehicles Changed Over Time?

That thing I spent thousands of dollars on so I could drive it to work to make enough money to buy it to drive it to work.

How much does your wife eat?

Yep. The heel hole is the main reason I use floor mats. Even trucks and old econoboxes that had vinyl floor covering got heel holes. Not only uncomfortable, but could catch your heel and mess you up when you had to brake suddenly.

Oh, shit. You’re right. That was off the “Ram” album. How embarrassing.

Yeah, Maru rules. :)

That wasn’t the Beatles. That was Wings.

True. I’m an old guy, and remember when people said similar things about BMWs, Audis, and Saabs back in the ’70s. Like those, Mazdas are somehow more than the sum of their parts.

European. African swallows are not migratory.

Not trying to steal Tesla’s thunder or anything, but isn’t Audi’s Parking Pilot pretty much the same thing? 

It could have been much worse.

The color scheme is the least offensive part of this car’s appearance.

After just reading about this car, my pocket is mysteriously lighter by $1.85. 

Yeah, think Robert Cray, Buddy Guy, or Clapton for examples of Strat quack. If you’re used to the HH sound, prolly not where you wanna go, but I’m old school. :)