SSS... for moar quack, but you do you.

Actually, Music Zoo gets that. I’ll be sure to add them to my list of eBayer/retailers to avoid. 

“...replicates the original down to every battle-worn scar and check mark, including the cigarette burn under the low-E string on the headstock.”

Agreed. And such “relics” are most often prized by wannabes who think they’re Stevie Ray Fucking Vaughan.

Too true. I just would add that, when they can get away with it, companies don’t buy out older employees, but simply lay them off. Ask me how I know.

COTD

Would almost serve NBC right if they had to pay Kelly 50 mil on her way out. What were they thinking when they hired her in the first place? Look, I think people can change. They can be rehabilitated. But Kelly never once apologized or made good for the shit she talked while at Fox—white Santa, white Jesus, “all lives…

“a decent Chicago-style deep dish”

“Hey, bro.”

I agree. But I would extend that to include whoever is footing the bill for the tuition. If you are paying that kind of cash for your kid to go to a college or university, you’re allowed to put as many of its bumper stickers on your car as you choose.

“It’s sort of like that Juicy printed on the back of your booty shorts.”

It could happen.

You’re so analytical. Sometimes you have to let art... flow... over you.

Ach du lieber Gott...

He was from Texas. That’s like a big Florida, but with oil.

“...old new cars aren’t automatically bad.”

The dummy family didn’t even occur to me. That would be awesome.

NASCAR usually bores me to death, but I would watch that.

I almost bought an ‘86, primarily for that reason. Trouble was, you had to get the upper trim level with all the gizmos, or else a good half of those buttons and switches were replaced with non-functioning, non-labeled blanks.

That Simca looks better than the Spicup.