Give me a thousand bucks and I might remove it from his driveway for him. Hate to sound mean, but when you ask $20K+ for a project like this, you‘ve opened the door for crack pipe wisecracks.

I have no need of a van at all, but I think the Transit Connect is kinda cool.

“... I can fit like a crazy number of dogs and cats in it...”

Or he could maybe turn it into a church. It’s big enough, and it even has a pool for Baptisms... And if he fed 5,000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish, just think of how many could eat the fish that might be caught outta that lake. The bread might be another matter, but there is a Publix not far from…

This place is within about half-hour’s drive of at least a dozen NASCAR teams and a Trump golf club, if that tells you anything.

I know the neighborhood. Believe it or not, this is one of the more tasteful examples.

That house is not very far from me. There are at least a dozen NASCAR teams located within a half hour drive from it.

Yes, that. Punt the cladding and out the ride height where it ought to be, and I would so buy one. And I don’t even need a wagon... But wagon!

Don’t you mean orbital Wayne shafts? At least, that’s what Wayne called them when he sold me mine.

Sounds plausible, and I agree The Orange One is cowardly, but that requires him being able to grasp the concept of cause and effect. I’m not sure he’s able to do that.

Of course! The answer was right in front of my face all the time. Thanks for pointing it out.

Good day to you, too. Hope work gets less boring from here out.

Chill, bruh. Who said it “irritated” me? Making a joke at MOE.

If that really bothers you, maybe you have too much time on your hands.

True. They mitigated some of the fugliness.

Bought a Clarion head unit in 1985, and they had been around for at least several years prior to that.

Neutral: Would You Ban Diesels From Your Town?

I was about to post something similar, but you put it more eloquently than I would have.