Ford:

“...social democracy like they have in Canada.”

1961 VW Beetle.

“...you get meaty goodness with every bite.”

Yes! I heard that! Glad to see it recognized in a forum like this.

Wut? The only Golf wagon with a stick (in the U.S., at least) is the base version.

I thought the staff recommendations were all pretty good this time, but I gotta say, I think you nailed it.

I’m a boomer, and even I think it’s an old man bike.

“...weighs 4,600 pounds all loaded up...”

I’ve got it now. That “forward collision avoidance” thingy that beeps and flashes if you’re about to hit something, and then applies the brakes if you don’t do anything about it. I’m okay with that, but then I’m kinda old.

I’m prolly in the minority, but I never liked the looks of most Alfas... Except for the 105/115 coupés. There’s nothing about them I would change.

No. And the new Miata-based 124 didn’t make me forget the Miata, so there’s that.

Park Ass

I would buy a Jaguar Ass Park.

People who didn’t peak in high school.

These “runaway” stories always smell. The only way I see a runaway car really happening is a simultaneous and catastrophic failure of four separate systems—fuel, ignition, transmission, and brakes—and what are the odds? Bruh just did something dumb. I’m not a mechanic or engineer, so somebody tell me if I’m wrong.

I too considered a Solstice back in the day. It wasn’t so much the price that made me pass on it, but that it just didn’t drive all that great. It outweighed a contemporary Miata by about 500 lbs, and it seemed I could feel every one of them.

2008 Chevrolet Impala LTZ.

A ‘73 Buck Century.

“...until I saw that lower picture in the ad it never occurred to me that the Volvo logo is actually the male gender symbol.”