17 years and counting, here.

Here in the South you’d be hard pressed to find a new car without AC.

Wow, congrats on the deal and the car!

Good question. In my area, a 10-year-old base model manual with 130k+ on the clock will command about $7k.

“Now, we all love the first generation GTS, right?”

You can do It with an iPhone, and with smoother results than that. But hey, he got his point across. That’s what matters.

It tastes like chicken.

“...sloppy-ass MS Paint arrows.”

That’s inconceivable.

I’ve heard there are such folk. There are also purportedly those who do not like chocolate, Hawaii, or beer.

At least it’s still partially Corvette based.

“The design of the car is interesting.”

First album I bought with my own money was The Monkees. Hey, I was eight and they had a cool car.

That it’s not an SUV.

“confusingly named boat”

Yeah, “economic anxiety...”

“Come now. Working smart Always trumps working hard.”

You just proved me right.

“I can EASILY make the case that my work adds more value to the company than two line workers.”