“I negotiate my own salary without having to give up 1/3 of my paycheck for a corrupt 3rd party to do it for me.”

“...because employers absolutely do not try to attract top talent by offering better benefits (perks, insurance etc.) than their competitors.”

Well put.

“...the fake wood and imitation leather seem to have so much soul.”

Yeah, I really liked the 4th gen Accord wagon. Convenient size, drove nicely, looked good, and you could see out of it.

Neutral: Yeah, I’d ride in a driverless taxi. Most cab drivers I’ve ridden with drove like maniacs. Entertaining sometimes, but more often than not just plain scary.

I liked the Del Sol.

And 400 pounds heavier and 50% more expensive.

Yeah, Del Sol was alright. But it had to compete with this

See that? Do you see that? She has her arm out the window.

Yeah. That sounds about right.

Waking up in the back seat of a ‘71 Nova with a girl named Donna, parked in a Food Lion parking lot in Newberry SC.

“When the fire department showed up, they were kind enough to use the Jaws of Life to get my beloved instruments out.”

Probably a nice enough price, considering the condition and equipment, but I just can’t... There’s not much that screams “I peaked in high school!” louder than a 4th gen Z/28.

Thanks for pointing out the Cyrillic. My attention was, um, elsewhere.

I would daily that Outlander for a month if that young lady would sit on my lap and call me “Papi” just once.

Um. Okay.

Why is it called “Velar?”

Here. Take all the stars.

Exactly.