... but it’s still a Jeep Grand Cherokee.

You’re right. It’s a standard FX. I owned one like it back in ‘88.

You have to take the freeway to the grocery store?

Automatic makes perfect sense in this car.

Okay. But where do I put the Leslie..?

Hmm. Hadn’t thought of that. But where do I put the Leslie..?

“...they are OK if you live in Florida”

I used to own a 2000 Miata. A Martin D-18 in its case did not fit in the trunk. It had to ride shotgun.

“...count the number of ignorant people asking if it is a DeLorean”

Yes. Thank you.

Yeah. Anything fewer than 8 cylinders sucks. Oh, wait...

Yes. “Keep it in the family.”

Hmm... So a Hellcat weighs a few pounds more than this:

Are they for aero? I assumed they were to make the high beltlines look lower (by trying to make the wheel arch look higher).

Moar boxiness = moar glass.

I don’t know what it is, let alone if it works or not. I kinda want it, though.

Okay. 20,228 miles now.

I listen to NPR news. With all the bad shit that goes on elsewhere, my traffic woes seem trivial by comparison.

Okay, not a car, but just sayin’.

Yes.