I live in LA and sometimes frequent a grocery store in Beverly Hills and *scream emoji* THE FACES I SEE. Botox, so much lifting I don’t see how they blink, tits so high they must knock their chins on them and the LIPS. Women in their 80s with trout pout. And if you think they look bad on camera, you should see them…

There is also the same with fake holocaust memoirs. I fell for this one, unfortunately.

I have just been randomly yelling this for a looooong time. Can you imagine a Duckworth/Franken ticket????

I grew up on a farm and we ALWAYS had tons of dogs-Mostly because people dropped off dogs thinking “Oh a farm, they can handle it” I can’t even count how many of these dogs had serious, serious issues-one does not like women, one men, one POC, one can’t be touched on the head, one can’t be washed, etc, etc etc. We…

I’d watch Solange read the damn phone book.

I am married to an Irishman and STILL learning this stuff. It’s so complicated and SO fascinating. I suggested he go to a pub called “Ireland’s 32" to watch football and he said, “No way in hell,” and explained that with that name it was CLEARLY a Catholic leaning pub and with his protestant Dublin accent he could get…

OK! FINE! I will watch. BUT YOU CAN’T MAKE ME PUT THE SOUND ON.

Good idea. I have so much makeup it will fit right in. I guess that would smell less than mints, etc. I just LOVE these mints.

I want to know how get through TSA with edibles. Tiny mints.

ME TOO! I found this amazing amazing product and had no place to share it. *pouty face*

That whole clip made me giggle so loudly I scared the cat. But the DRAMA WOMAN. Oh lord. If that is not MOST of us inside I will eat the binoculars we use to spy on the neighbors party house.

Some of the festivals I go to are so small, the musicians just hang out all weekend with the plebes. There are no “luxe” areas, and everyone is just so cool the acts WANT to be there. It’s amazing. (I HATE festivals with “cool areas” for the cool kids. I get enough of that shit here in LA)

This is my periodic reminder that Rob Lowe is just the WORST. This is backed up by every crew member friend I have. Patronizing, demanding over stupid shit, won’t talk to people, every damn hollywood cliche. Just an entitled asshole.

SO MUCH MORE FUN. And no drunken guys knocking your beer over, no vomit, clean porta potties. I go to some even smaller than 5000  (Some of which are incredible but I won’t share ‘cause I want to keep them small) People tend to be so much mellow, more fun and no scene. The last one I went to banned hula hoops which…

The story I want some intrepid reporter to dig up is WHO had the idea to do this, and how fucking quickly did they rise in the ranks due to this superlative ass kissing?

You want even more rage inducing read this article on the connection between TMZ’s despicable Harvey Levin and the dump. It’s just....ARGHGHGHG

My son’s school in LA had to hand down an edict that ANYONE who missed school on either the friday or monday of a coachella weekend would be punished.

I agree. I’m in my forties and just go to small festivals in places like joshua tree and they are amazingly fun. Coachella and fests like it would be utter torture.

Four!

Well, having an adult in your life who can diagnose the books you need to read, or the books you will LOVE to read is an essential role. My parents were not readers and they still don’t understand how I taught myself to read before school. Having my literary Aunt to talk about books with, and to recommend books to me…