I have a serious problem with the idea that it is my job to confront all my family members. If you mean my family in my house, my husband and son, the people I see every day , then yes.

I can’t be the only one who pictured this: (Or am I just sleepy)

Absolutely.

1600 Pennsylvania avenue NW, Washington D.C.

I only do edibles because I am an ex smoker and never want to smoke ANYTHING again.

I would totally this accept this donation, as it is officially “Something They Would Not Want Poured Over Their Head.”

Could we get a Chuck D -vs-Bill Maher pay per view? I’d pay a lot of fucking money to see that.

I’m actually really surprised that Maher gets called a liberal anymore. He is so obviously a libertarian. (And doesn’t he call himself one?)

I nominate the WH lawn as the “official donation space.”  

I will join you in this charity, but you will need to add “My aunts and cousins run fake crisis pregnancy centers that terrify women looking for abortions and birth control by telling them they will be infertile and get cancer” Donations of used tampons, pads, empty birth control packets will be accepted to lob at…

People don’t get the steel behind the magnolia. My southern mother-all wilting graciousness and molasses sweetness? This is her favorite joke.

The only thing I know about Sean Bean is that he drinks an EPIC amount (literally almost mind- boggling) and he LOVES the women.

Oh my goodness, assistants have the BEST, THE MOST INSANE gossip.

Yup.

And the best dirt can come from household help, nannies, teachers, therapists and crew. If you come to LA find a crew bar. You will hear gold.

I never understand why people don’t get she is JUST AS DANGEROUS AS JENNY McCARTHY. Her herbal crystal bullshit is going to kill someone one day when they stop taking their meds because they believe in her crap.

I love that he keeps trying his technique of pulling HARD on the man’s arm to get him off balance and PULL him toward him power play when everyone has obviously been practicing and can see it coming. (Trudeau was the first to do it and it was SO satisfying to watch) I would be using this for months before I saw him…

LISTEN WITH THE SOUND OFF, IT”S GREAT.

I watch all trump clips with the sound off and it’s glorious. You get to really focus in on the body language around him and it’s fascinating. Seriously try that clip, the looks on their faces are amazing and you don’t need to hear what he says. It’s the dump, whatever he is saying is going to be awful.

Greg thinks since Noah didn’t retire you shouldn’t either.