For absolutely no reason that I have ever been able to figure out- I save safety pins like my been-through-rationing grandma saved tin foil and cans of soup.

PLEASE someone make a list of these people. I want to make sure not a fucking cent of my money goes to them and they are followed in shame for the rest of their damn lives.

Damn, I wish I was voting for Duckworth as the first woman president.

I gave up on commenting for a looooong time because I can never seem to get out of the greys. And yet I see hateful people who are aren’t all the time. It’s frustrating, but I just give up.

The last time I was on a jury there was a man SO DESPERATE to get out of jury service that he announced to the room of 50 prospective jurors and the judge that he had very large, very painful hemorrhoids and he had to leave. Maybe he DID have them, but man, was he brave. I’m pretty ballsy but if it were me I would…

It’s funny, because every time I go for jury selection EVERYONE tries to get off the jury-I totally understand people with kids to pick up, or who don’t get paid at work, etc.-But even the people who can clearly afford it, or are retired, etc, never ever want to serve. If I can afford it, I always try and stay. I…

This is me. I joined facebook when it FIRST started (Yep, I’m old) thinking, “oh, this is a cool idea” and literally only use it to check on my neighborhood council because they have no other page.

If you are married you want those passwords so if either of you dies you can take care of banking issues, etc. I would also want my husband to go into my facebook and close it up, etc. We never even discussed it in terms of cheating. It just came up because he takes care of some things, I take care of others, but if…

Just remind yourself and tell anyone who thinks you should have known that TED FUCKING BUNDY was married. And fooled Ann Rule and gave her her writing career.

Serious question. Would it REALLY cost them THAT much money to do a minimal background check on thier drivers? I mean, I would be willing to pay a bit more for the reassurance that a convicted rapist is not driving me.

That is really fascinating to me because I have now been on 4 juries here in LA, and for each case (three were criminal and one was civil) they polled the jury on whether they had any experience with the charges. In every case they let go of anyone who had even had RELATIVES who had had experience with the charges of…

I JUST served on a jury for a robbery case and the first question they asked us was if we had ever been victims of a robbery.

Thank you so much, Rich. This election has me SO ANXIOUS and
this line made me laugh so loud it scared the cat.

I am THAT mom. I swear like a sailor, but I also help his girlfriend’s with questions about sex they can’t ask their moms. I just bought my son rainbow socks with I AM GAY printed on them to help him come out to his step dad. He wore them with pride.

oh why, oh why, did I look? It’s like an MRA circus came to town on a trump float waving PC flags.

I was JUST texting my husband to tell him I am buying some damn fine wine to deal with watching the election results. I could be very tempted to go to my polling place and hand out pot candies.  Ye gods and little fishies we all deserve it.

I have a seriously unreasonable and active loathing of beards. And that one just gave me nightmares, day-mares, and the shits.

DAMMIT. That’s what I was going to say. I would LOVE to see her fawning over kirk “Christmas Miracle” Cameron.

OOOOOOOO......did you see THIS??????

Tom Ford does not want to sit by fat chicks. He’s such an asshole. This is a GREAT gossipy read. If for nothing else what complete clueless wanna be elitist dickheads both he and Candace Bushnell are.