RUN THE JEWELS—FUCK YES.

Decent alliteration, Patrick.

That will never happen. People love football, and the NBA isn’t perfect.

I hope someone smears shit all over the Paterno statue.

All of those gifs are timed perfectly. Great job.

Rape trial.

Yes, Honda, high school boys are the only people who buy Civics.

The first NFL team that finds a workaround with cannabis will be an unstoppable powerhouse. This is a fact.

Are baseball players the dumbest of athletes?

That’s 3 soccer articles in one day--enough.

It wasn’t Gus though. He was a side guy.

All that matters his hitting and aggression.

Wouldn’t you miss Gus’s eye twitch, though? That’s his most redeemable feature.

The best part was them celebrating before it was overturned. The dejection from the team afterwords was just beautiful.

Nah, I don’t think the man can hold his liquor AND cover up rapes at the same time.

No.

No.

That was satisfying.

There’s one for this man, but not one for pies.

That functioning alcoholic gets paid a half million a year to suck on an ass team?